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The Blessed Bank Holiday Morning

The treat of an unusual morning off. The blessed, wonderful knowledge that tonight – the feast, the indulgence, the excess – will be followed by a morning in bed. The alarm snoozed. The hangover quietly slept through.

The time to fry some bacon and quietly convince your stomach to keep that much-needed salt and fat down, rather than a rushed morning; a precarious bus journey; putting on a brave face for 9am. You would forgive a war criminal in exchange for that morning off. A monster.

For a queen? An unelected monarch? A benign but ideologically objectionable symbol of a system wrought with class, privilege, prejudice, wealth and status? For this morning… fine. That’s just fine.

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  1. June 5, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Her Maj has now doubt boosted pub profits this long weekend and done her bit for a factory somewhere in China churning miles and miles and miles of plastic bunting. God Bless ‘er

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